Tuesday, November 4, 2008
4:47 AM
What the?
My friend linked me this page.
http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html
tl:dr (Too Long, Dont Read)
I shall summarise what the freaking retarded page is about.
Its about how pokemon are supposedly satanic.
In that page, anything that doesnt support the bible (biblical) are satanic.
That means mushrooms are satanic because it doesnt promote the bible, or is not inside the bible (??)
Okay, so there are stupid songs on youtube that claim that the songs are satanic if played backwards.
Thats stupid. Why would they want to make it play backwards if they wanted to influence people with the song?
If they wanted to influence people they could make it satanic when normally played.
What would be the purpose of it sounding satanic when played backwards and no one would know?
Ok. So that page also says Magic the Gathering is satanic.
Wooooooooooow, so every saturday I get involved in satanic activities?
HOLY LOL, IM ANTI CHRISTIAN, L U L.
Ok, look at this.
QUOTED :
Mrs. DiNozzi refused to let her son participate in the "Magic club." But a classmate gave him one of the magic cards, which he showed his mother. It was called "Soul exchange" and pictured spirits rising from graves. Like all the other cards in this ghastly game, it offered a morbid instruction: "Sacrifice a white creature."
Actually, NO. That is total BULLSHIT.
Lets take a real look at the card.
See? Where do you even freaking see the phrase "sacrifice a white creature"?
Bullshit, right? That page is full of bullshit.
QUOTED :
What if children try to follow this advice? What if they carry their favorite monsters like magical charms or fetishes in their pockets, trusting them to bring power in times of need?
LOL? You think that all children are as stupid as the child of the author of that bullshit?
Oh wait, he/she shouldnt be called an author. Bulls cant write things.
They can only shit bullshit.
You know the person who made pokemon wanted pokemon only to faint when they lose in battle, not die?
This was to make children not harbour killing intentions.
So if that was so, why would pokemon be satanic???
This is retarded. The wall of text on that page and the quotes from the bible are hurting my eyes.
Bye.
My friend linked me this page.
http://www.ceph
tl:dr (Too Long, Dont Read)
I shall summarise what the freaking retarded page is about.
Its about how pokemon are supposedly satanic.
In that page, anything that doesnt support the bible (biblical) are satanic.
That means mushrooms are satanic because it doesnt promote the bible, or is not inside the bible (??)
Okay, so there are stupid songs on youtube that claim that the songs are satanic if played backwards.
Thats stupid. Why would they want to make it play backwards if they wanted to influence people with the song?
If they wanted to influence people they could make it satanic when normally played.
What would be the purpose of it sounding satanic when played backwards and no one would know?
Ok. So that page also says Magic the Gathering is satanic.
Wooooooooooow, so every saturday I get involved in satanic activities?
HOLY LOL, IM ANTI CHRISTIAN, L U L.
Ok, look at this.
QUOTED :
Mrs. DiNozzi refused to let her son participate in the "Magic club." But a classmate gave him one of the magic cards, which he showed his mother. It was called "Soul exchange" and pictured spirits rising from graves. Like all the other cards in this ghastly game, it offered a morbid instruction: "Sacrifice a white creature."
Actually, NO. That is total BULLSHIT.
Lets take a real look at the card.
See? Where do you even freaking see the phrase "sacrifice a white creature"?
Bullshit, right? That page is full of bullshit.
QUOTED :
What if children try to follow this advice? What if they carry their favorite monsters like magical charms or fetishes in their pockets, trusting them to bring power in times of need?
LOL? You think that all children are as stupid as the child of the author of that bullshit?
Oh wait, he/she shouldnt be called an author. Bulls cant write things.
They can only shit bullshit.
You know the person who made pokemon wanted pokemon only to faint when they lose in battle, not die?
This was to make children not harbour killing intentions.
So if that was so, why would pokemon be satanic???
This is retarded. The wall of text on that page and the quotes from the bible are hurting my eyes.
Bye.
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